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Cantonese:
Yung chong gong wu
Mandarin: Yong chuang jiang hu
English: Courageously Roaming The "Jiang
Hu"
This Taiwanese production pulls out all the stops, mixing sophomoric comedy
and frenetic action into a wildly uneven but entertaining mix. Cute kung fu
dynamo Lin Hsiao-lin from CHILD OF PEACH (sic) and KUNG FU WONDERCHILD stars,
and the opening reel features a fun recreation of a typical action sequence
from those period fantasies. Hsiao-long (Lin) and her goofy inventor father
(Yuen Cheung-yan, sporting ridiculous novelty teeth) head up a successful
stunt team that specializes in bullet hits and explosions. In a pop culture
collision one will never see in a Western feature, grade school age Ting-ting
(tarted up like Madonna and dancing to "Material Girl") is kidnapped
from a McDonalds by a thug wearing a Mickey Mouse costume! Her grandfather
is a reformed mobster under pressure from an ex-associate to resume his old
ways. Attempts are soon being made on the old man's life, so he hires Hsiao-long
(who rescued Ting-ting) to stage his death at a lavish banquet. However, a
traitor (Dick Wei) in the ranks puts everyone's life in danger for real.
Director Chiu Chung-hing clearly studied at The Chu Yen-ping School of Cinematic
Insanity and A HEROIC FIGHT is filled to bursting with everything you can
think of: car stunts, bicycle stunts, ridiculous Rube Goldberg-style contraptions,
a bomb placed in an issue of Penthouse, exploding cigarettes, exploding ice
cream cones, a send-up of the Taiwan hit sequence from A BETTER TOMORROW,
a child involved in stunts that would have Western parents phoning their lawyer,
a bicycle fitted out with deadly gadgets (including a gatling gun, missile
launchers, and ejection seat!), killer snakes, high voltage death traps, and,
of course, undercranked wire-enhanced fights galore (which go from comedic
to brutally violent in the blink of an eye). The storyline is barely there
(just as well, as the English subtitles rarely make a lick of sense) and the
filmmaking is often sloppy, but no holds barred fun like this is simply not
produced anymore in either Taiwan or Hong Kong. The equally wacky soundtrack
includes cues swiped from ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK, STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF
KHAN, MANIAC, PHANTASM, SORCERER, and ALIENS, plus "Chung Kuo" from
Vangelis' "China" album!
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Cover art courtesy WA.
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