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Sex and Zen II
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Cantonese:
Yuk po tuen yi ji yuk nui sam ging Wong Jing produced this outrageous period sex fantasy, which won't disappoint fans of the Mak Brothers' 1991 cult favourite. While not a direct continuation of that film, this lower budget production is certainly in the same vein. In her last Category III role to date, Loletta Lee Lai-chun stars as Yiau, a chaste girl appalled by the non-stop sexual antics of her incredibly horny father (Elvis Tsui Kam-kong, the only cast member to return from part one), who practices the "Iron Dick" stance and uses his penis to smash watermelons and punch holes in boards. While Yiau is away attending school disguised as a boy (a send-up of Tsui Hark's THE LOVERS), the beautiful, supernaturally gifted "Mirage Lady" (Shu Qi, in her HK film debut) appears in the province. Pursued by demon fighter Ironman (Ben Ng Ngai-cheung), she engages a Taoist to change her form and adopts the name "Siu-tsui". She then marries into Yiau's family, quickly becoming the father's favourite sexual plaything. With him distracted, she is able to sleep with and eliminate almost every female member of the household, drawing life from their sexual outpourings. Siu-tsui eventually transforms into an incredible yin yang hybrid with a giant penis and a male/female voice. During the inevitable sexual encounter that follows, Yiau and the creature fight to bring each other to orgasm first because, as prophesied in the sacred text "The Secret of Virginity," the loser will be drained of all sexual energy and lifeforce! As in his wacky THE ETERNAL EVIL OF ASIA (issue
#118), director Cash Chin Man-kei thumbs his nose at good taste by offering
up spectacles like an ejaculation contest, a chastity belt that inflicts serious
injury upon any man who tries to gain entry, a pleasure chair shaped like
a scorpion, and super aphrodisiac poison that can cause a man's sai lo
to explode! The sex is spirited, and Lee and Shu are certainly easy on the
eyes, though neither probably looks back on this picture with much pride (both
are looped by other actresses). Christine Hung Hiu-wan (THE FRUIT IS SWELLING,
SEX AND ZEN III) appears as one of Elvis Tsui's wives and Wong Yat-fei gives
his usual subtle performance as "The Happy Taoist," who performs
an organ swap even more ridiculous than the horse penis transplant from part
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British Columbia: ADULT (Frequent
Nudity and Suggestive Scenes and Some Violence)
Great Britain: 18 [Passed With Cuts totalling 3:19] Hong Kong: III Ontario: R (Sexual Violence)
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