Clad in a sleek silver
outfit and sporting an array of high tech devices (including a computerized
super cycle), Lulu Wong (Michelle Yeoh Chu-kheng) single-handedly
foils a gang of Caucasian robbers trying to smuggle a panda out of
China. Lulu possesses incredible martial dexterity and a sizeable
fortune, both of which she uses for charitable purposes and (of course)
to fight crime. Her self-proclaimed nemesis, Polaris City police superintendent
"Rich" Man (FLY ME TO POLARIS Richie Ren Hsien-chi,
billed here as Richie Jen), is not much of a threat. In fact, he is
too stupid to even realize that the masked heroine is the same little
girl he had a crush on as a child (when they were residents of what
might be called "Shaolin Orphanage"). Shortly after nerdy
but noted scientist Ho Chung (Chen Daming) demonstrates his revolutionary
new A.I. system, he is kidnapped by thugs (SPAWNs Michael Jai
White and Li Bingbing) in the employ of would-be megalomaniac Alexander
Wolfe (BLADE IIs Luke Goss). Wolfe plans on installing a modified
version of the A.I. chip into a new style of portable phone, which
has been dumped onto the market en masse; anyone using the device
will fall victim to Wolfes subliminal messages and be under
his control. Its Lulu to the rescue, aided and abetted by a
somewhat more accommodating Rich Man.
Opening with a shot of Lulu jumping
over The Great Wall on her cycle, the futuristic SILVER HAWK seems
set on eradicating the bad taste left by Yeohs previous self-produced
vehicle, THE TOUCH (reviewed in
issue #135), through the sheer force of spectacle. Yeoh likely
hired director Jingle Ma Cho-sing in the hopes of duplicating the
success of TOKYO RAIDERS, and there are sequences here that successfully
replicate the infectious fun offered by that 2000 box office hit.
However, an equal number seem heavy-handed and/or miscalculated. While
utterly silly and indebted to MAD MAX BEYOND THUNDERDOME, Lulus
battle against a group of fighters flying around on bungee cords offers
some wonderful choreography and is genuinely exhilarating. However,
in an attempt to top that bit, the movie flirts with outright stupidity
by later giving us roller skating villains wielding steel hockey sticks
-- evidently no one involved was familiar with STRANGE BREW! As expected,
the fights are enhanced to a great degree with wirework but choreographer
Ailen Sit Chun-wai still manages to keep them kinetic and fluid, two
qualities lacking in much of THE TOUCHs action. Like most big-budget
HK fare these days, there is an overemphasis on CGI but much of it
is genuinely impressive, and the reported $15 million budget is certainly
up on screen (though the relentlessly sterile glass and metal production
design does grow a bit hard on the eyes after awhile).
On the downside, SILVER HAWK is populated
almost exclusively by vapid characters that fail to engage ones
interest or empathy. While Richie Ren/Jens comic relief cop
(who dons drag in an early attempt to capture Lulu) looks like he
will be the worst offender, Ren is quickly topped by Yeohs protege,
Brandon Chang Cheuk-nam, who is almost insufferable as a motor-mouthed
computer expert and charter member of "The Silver Hawk Fan Club."
Yeohs energetic and constantly smiling lead is a welcome change
from her dour TOUCH persona but Lulu is not especially well-developed,
even by the comic book standards the production strives to emulate.
Of even less interest is Goss bald villain, who is inexplicably
garbed like an extra from DUNE and gifted with a pair of bionic arms
for the sole purpose of offering Lulu an opponent worthy of her abilities.
Silly, derivative plotting and awful scripting (exacerbated by stilted,
unnatural English dialogue sequences) also take their toll and the
films Lunar New Year family-approach to the material (no matter
how prolonged the violence, no one dies or ever seems very seriously
hurt) does not help matters any. In the end, SILVER HAWK is a far
cry from THE HEROIC TRIO but does offer a few (somewhat guilty) pleasures,
particularly for fans of its star (whose looks and moves remain on
par with actresses half her age), and is not the debacle one might
expect from its disastrous HK theatrical run.
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