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The denizens of the martial
world seek to obtain a secret message detailing an exceptionally powerful
form of kung fu. The more unscrupulous amongst them have no hesitation
to kill for it, as demonstrated by the massacre of the Beggar Clan
by the forces of Pai Mei (Phillip Ko Fei, referred to in this English
version only as "The White Eye Brow Priest"). The infant
son of the Beggars leader (Min Min) is saved from death by Princess
Chi Fung (Doris Lung Chun-ehr), leader of the all-female Poison Clan,
but Pai blinds her as she escapes with the baby. Abandoning her fellow
warriors (who include super kicker Hsia Kuang-li), Fung escapes to
remote Ming Valley, where she raises the child away from the chaos
and murder in the surrounding area. Under his new mothers tutelage,
Sau-san (Lin Hsiao-hu) becomes a skilled fighter, while Fungs
abilities remain formidable, in spite of her handicap. Fungs
former paramour Liang Chun (Pai Ying) asks her to leave the valley
with him but he only really cares about obtaining the message and,
soon, does not bother to hide that fact. A fearsome adversary wielding
a deadly whip, Liang has reduced the opposition to a great degree,
leaving only the sole surviving Beggar clansman Chang Ho (Wen Chiang-long),
benevolent General Lung (Chen Sing), and Sau-sans older brother
(Yeh Hsiao-yi) to help Fung and her adopted son.
Lurking behind that idiotic Ground
Zero retitling is Lo Shans SECRET MESSAGE, an exceedingly cheesy
Taiwanese production that previously saw American release as NINJA
MASSACRE (well, some of the villains dress like ninjas...).
Innumerable kung fu movies have utilized the old "secret kung
fu manual" plot over the years but few have done so in such a
cavalier manner. It is practically a McGuffin here, never really ever
coming into play, though characters certainly talk endlessly about
it (half of the wretchedly dubbed dialogue seems to consist of variations
on "Gimme the secret message!"). The martial arts are very
poorly staged and edited, and you have to wonder about the logic of
casting Chen Sing and then using his martial skills in only a single,
pitiful scene (he gives an awful performance to boot). The movies
low point finds Liang attempting to murder Fung and Sau-san by lighting
dynamite strapped to a (clearly terrified) German Shepherd and having
the animal barrel into their home as a canine kamikaze! Recommended
only to fans of the lovely Doris Lung (resembling MAGIC OF SPELL star
Lin Hsiao-lan here), who engages in several battles obviously inspired
by similar sequences in the ZATOICHI series.
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Ground Zero has taken an ancient, cropped
VHS transfer and vertically compressed it down to 1.81:1, leaving everyone
looking a might squashed! (If your player has X-Y Scaling, you can stretch
the actors back to their proper shape) The packaging claims that the
video has been digitally enhanced; if that is the case, its sure
not obvious. A "Before and After" display purports to display
the benefits of this "Digital Remix" too bad it shows
a clip from some Elton Chong movie instead of this one! In addition
to the severe cropping and pointless reformatting, the image is soft,
colors are oversaturated, print damage is plentiful, and the audio is
merely adequate. In other words, the DVD is standard Ground Zero: watchable
and thats all. The companys DVDs usually include plenty
of extras to sweeten the deal and this one is no exception, offering
bonus fight sequences from MIDNITE ANGELS 3 (aka ANGEL III), LITTLE
GODFATHER (aka LITTLE GODFATHER FROM HONG KONG), KUNG FU HEROS (sic),
IRON PHOENIX (aka THE LAST BATTLE OF YANG CHOW), and DANCE OF DEATH.
There is also a Wu Tang Clan video and trailers for other G-Z titles.
The write-up on the back cover touts the presence of Lo Lieh but he
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DVD Specifications
Ratings & Consumer Information
- Quebec: 13+
- Contains moderate violence and cruelty
to animals
FILM REVIEW RATINGS KEY:
- 10 A Masterpiece
- 9 Excellent
- 8 Highly Recommended
- 7 Very Good
- 6 Recommended
- 5 Marginal Recommendation
- 4 Not Recommended
- 3 Poor
- 2 Definitely Not Recommended
- 1 Dreadful
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